Flagpole Sitta (Parody) letra

I had visions i was in them
I was looking into the mirror
i couldn't get any Queerer
even if i tried

I'm a famous rock and roller
look at me hey, i'm on M-T-V
i look like Drew Carey
and i'm big and fat
(but fat is where it's at)

i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat

been around the world and found
that only stupid people are breeding
and i can't stop eating
all i do is watch tv

put me in the hospital for nerves
and hyper obesity
i'm 5'6" four hundred three
i could have been the biggest star on mtv god damn you

i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat

i wanna publish cd's
and be on mtv
i wanna write good songs
i can't but im tryin'
i'm not as good as sublime
without my glasses im blind
i'm so damn blind
i'm so damn blind

harvey danger, harvey danger
now we're a big one hit wonder
did you ever wonder
what we'll do after this song?

hear the songs on my record
i swear to God that we won't be touring
cause they're so damn boring
the agony of my clogged veins are killing me

i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat
i'm not straight, but i am fat
now how bout that... i'm so fat

Harvey Danger - Letras

• Authenticity
• Ballad of the Tragic Hero
• Big Wide Empty
• Carjack Fever
• Carlotta Valdez
• Cold Snap
• Cool James
• Cream and Bastards Rise
• Defrocked
• Diminishing Returns
• Flagpole Sitta
• Flagpole Sitta (Parody)
• Happiness Writes White
• Hazy Shade Of Winter
• Heroine With An E
• Humility On Parade
• I Missed It
• Incommunicado
• Jack The Lion
• Little Round Mirrors
• Loyalty BLDG.
• Medley (Second Half)
• Meetings With Remarkable Men (show Me The Hero)
• Moral Centralia
• My Human Interactions
• Old Hat
• Paranoia
• Picture, Picture
• Pike St./Park Slope
• Pity and Fear (Ballad of the Tragic Hero)
• Plague Of Locusts
• Private Helicopter
• Problems and Bigger Ones
• Radio Silence
• Sad Sweet Heart of the Rodeo
• Save It For Later
• Scar Tissue
• Sometimes You have to Work on Christmas (sometimes)
• Terminal Annex
• The Same As Being In Love
• The World's Greatest Living Dancer
• This Is the Thrilling Conversation You've Been Waiting For
• Underground
• War Buddies
• What You Live By
• Why I'm Lonely
• Wine, Women and Song
• Woolly Muffler
• Wrecking Ball
• You Look So Happy
• You Miss The Point Completely, I Get The Point Exactly